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Journalist, author, artist

Take Another Look: The ‘passionate absurdities’ of James Lapine’s Impromptu

The fourth in a series of retrospective pop culture reviews revisits the historical romance that reignited the careers of Judy Davis and Hugh Grant…


TWO-THIRDS OF THE way through James Lapine’s 1990 film Impromptu, Mandy Patinkin (as 19th century French poet Alfred de Musset) stretches his face towards the camera in full clown whiteface and viciously shuts down his flaky colleague Hugh Grant (as Polish composer Frédéric Chopin), shouting, “Art never apologises!”

It heralds an explosive turning point in screenwriter Sarah Kernochan’s reimagining of the notorious affair between French writer George Sand (played with pants-wearing, gun-toting, acrobatic gusto by Judy Davis) and sickly Chopin (in the hands of comedically brittle Grant).

Legends of the 19th century’s French Romantic era have joined Sand, Chopin, de Musset, composer Franz Liszt (Julian Sands), writer Marie d’Agoult (Bernadette Peters), and painter Eugène Delacroix (Ralph Brown) at the bucolic retreat of patron Duchess d’Antan (Emma Thompson).

SCREEN SAND Judy Davis

In a black comedy akin to Peter’s Friends meets Dangerous Liaisons, picnics, croquet and illicit sex punctuate Madame Sand’s escapades from former lovers. All the while she simply wants to seduce the man behind the music: the phlegmatic and reclusive Chopin.

He represents a higher form of expression to the brash novelist’s hungry heart. Trapped by a seemingly unconquerable object of desire, the great feminist novelist meets her match, and in the fallout of this summer jaunt Impromptu finds its feet as an original and compelling romance.

Romantic Heroism

The film contains several treats, particularly Thompson’s early comedic turn as the hilarious Duchess d’Antan; and Elizabeth Spriggs as an enthusiastic fan who corners Sand just as Chopin’s music really starts to beguile her.

There was near-universal critical praise for Judy Davis in another career-defining portrayal of a writer at a very different stage of her career to the aspiring Sybylla Melvyn in My Brilliant Career (1979). 

“A great actress in a great role,” wrote Terrence Rafferty in The New Yorker. “Davis makes Sand’s passionate absurdities both funny and tremendously moving; this woman’s willingness to embarrass herself seems a kind of romantic heroism.”

Davis stepped up to play the unconventional Sand at a critical time of her career, and put an heroic effort into promoting her first international lead role since A Passage to India, the production that left her with that ‘difficult actress’ reputation.

A 1991 interview with the Los Angeles Times from a Hollywood hotel reads a bit like a charm offensive. Confined to the descriptor of “Australian actress”, Davis delivered several bombshells that can be read as a form of art in a state of apology.

Her up-front explanation to the notorious clash with “autocratic” British director David Lean (“we got into an actual screaming match in India”) came the very month of the movie titan’s death. This is counterpointed with revelations about Impromptu, shot entirely in France with a director who did not speak the language, “a recipe for disaster” dodged due to Lapine’s “staying power”, according to Davis.

Yet despite her picking up an Independent Spirit Award for best actress, in a role that amplified Davis’ independence, Impromptu failed to outsell its modest budget.

Discordant Twits

Some critics focussed on the director’s inexperience. Renowned for his Pulitzer Prize-winning libretto of the Broadway premier of Sunday in the Park With George (complete with Peters and Patinkin in a Sondheim masterpiece exploring France, art and love) Lapine’s film debut came off as lacking in big-screen technique.

CHOPIN LISZT Julian Sands and Hugh Grant

“When he introduces the music of Chopin and Liszt into the proceedings, the effect isn’t revelatory, it’s discordant,” wrote Peter Rainer in the Los Angeles Times. “It’s impossible to believe that such sounds could have issued from such twits.”

Yet Rafferty found more nuance in Grant’s performance, a precursor of portrayals to come: “A brilliant caricature of the Romantic ideal of the artist; he gives the character an air of befuddled unworldliness.”

Kernochan might have put one of the Romantic era’s greatest mysteries on the page – exploring why the reticent Chopin succumbed to the steamroller Sand – but Hugh Grant and Judy Davis came into their own portraying it.

Drawing on Sand’s strength, Chopin fronts up to a duel with one of her former lovers. He fails miserably and she picks up the pieces, but left to their own devices in a rural farmhouse (designed with exquisite simplicity by art director Gérard Daoudal) Sand and Chopin are finally able to work themselves free of artifice.

By then, she’s adopted her real name, Aurora, and taken to dresses (Jenny Beavan’s outstanding work). He shrugs off his shyness in a tender and unpredictable bedroom scene where, as it turns out, artists do apologise when they seek true connection.

In the hands of key creatives Lapine and Kernochan – a spousal team in a rare collaboration – Impromptu says much about the meeting of minds that is possible for artistic couples.

Chopin allowed Grant to realise his potential as a leading man who can embrace his pathetic side, and Sand gave Davis the opportunity to transcend her independent reputation by owning it.

Impromptu is streaming on Apple TV.

Troubled waters: a Mystery Tour of Kippen Pool

The third stop in a series of literary excursions examines how the local baths in a fictitious country town became the perfect location for a crime sequel


SOMEWHERE IN NORTH-WEST New South Wales is a rural town I made up. Kippen, named by Celtic settlers who saw the hillsides and thought of the Highlands, sits astride a river gorge that separates flat country from uplands where graziers plough their luck into black soil.

At one end of the high street is a towering pub. At the other, a scrubby cemetery. Between them sits an authentic vintage milk bar, a classic seed-and-feed supplier, the Kippen council chambers, a retirement village, a caravan park, an old-school department store and the Federation cop shop that serviced locals for over a century before a decline set in at the turn of the millennium.

Right at the centre of town, straddling the stretch of flat, rocky ground between the main street and the river, Kippen’s Memorial Swimming Baths survived; but take a closer look beyond the blond-brick 1960s entranceway and the turquoise ripples and you’ll notice tensions just below the surface.

Watering Hole

As a regular lap swimmer in rural swimming pools since I was a kid, I’ve come to understand why these beloved community assets are struggling, and it’s not just crumbling infrastructure or cash-strapped councils. Seven decades on from the swimming boom after the Melbourne Olympics, it’s possible we’re a nation that just can’t play nice at the local watering hole.

FIT FACADE: Inverell Pool’s original entrance.

I learned to swim at Inverell pool in the NSW New England region, and was glad to see the place’s original vintage facade – an imposing temple raised to mid-century fitness – survived a recent $24.98m upgrade

But despite the advantages of this brand-new facility, it was the site of a flashpoint that raised the spectre of racism very close to the 60th anniversary of the Freedom Ride, which travelled to Moree in the 1960s to highlight racial segregation at the local swimming baths

Public pool tensions are not exclusive to my part of the state. At Orange in the NSW Central West, security guards were brought in halfway through the 2023/2024 swimming season after reports of sustained antisocial behaviour during a free-entry trial. Hoping that bigger spends at kiosks and aquatic classes would offset increased running and maintenance costs, Orange City wasn’t the only rural local council to drop fees then quickly reinstate them due to a spike in abuse aimed at pool staff, including death threats.

Anxieties about taking a dip run deep. I witnessed the echoes of the Freedom Ride during my Inverell swimming lessons in the 1970s, when adults in my community whispered slurs about Aboriginal kids jumping the fence. Two things told me that just wasn’t true: the height of the mesh topped by barbed wire, and the absence of anyone but whitefellas at those classes.

I didn’t set out to churn all that tension into my latest rural noir, but when I realised I could make something as apparently innocuous as the local swimming baths into a setting for crime, it was too delicious to ignore.

Underuse & Neglect

These days it’s actually me who doesn’t always pay to swim. Not because I’m squeezing through the old metal turnstile like many of us did as teenagers, it’s that I often go to pay my entry fee with spare change and there’s nobody around to take my money.

Yes, I could leave the coins on the counter, and I have the option of buying a season pass; but I regularly swim when I travel and I can’t afford season passes to every pool. Hunting out the one staff member on duty is possible, but I shouldn’t have to chase the person paid to monitor the door. I just want to get into the water, do my laps, and move on with my day. If I see someone staffing the desk at the exit, I’ll give my money to them as I leave. 

I’ve dived into rural and regional council pools from Queensland to Tasmania, from the coast to the ranges. Some I remember by the shock of cold water on an October day, the wind shear across grey ripples daring me to take the plunge. Others are memorable because I’m the only one carving up the water, as though the ratepayer-funded facility is my private pool. 

What I’ve observed over the decades is that community swimming culture appears to be on the decline. Aussie kids are learning to swim less, more households have their own backyard pools, and councils are outsourcing management of swimming centres in an attempt to prevent these de-facto local waterholes returning to nature as paint peels and concrete cracks.  

Many outdoor pools close throughout the colder months, meaning November and February see plenty of competition for lane swimming between school carnivals and private events. This occasionally cranky middle-aged fella sometimes can’t get into the pool because there’s little or no communication about access. It’s no use looking at social media for updates that rarely get posted, or calling a phone number that just rings out; which is another mark against buying any kind of season pass.

But it’s this blend of underuse, neglect and decay that makes a country town pool lonely enough to be the perfect setting for a thriller.

Sorry For The Inconvenience

According to Royal Life Saving Australia general manager R J Houston, around 500 council swimming baths across the country are in need of repair or replacement

“By 2030, about 40% of public pools will be too old to use properly, and we will need about $8 billion to replace them,” he said.

“Communities across Australia need to use these pools as much as they can.”

Well, I’m trying, but getting my weekly swim has become a case of pot luck. Since I live 30-40km from my closest public pools, and have often arrived to see private functions have the place closed (“sorry for the inconvenience” signposted at the entranceway) or weather-related closures that have not been posted on social media, it can be a completely wasted trip.

Tensions in Orange were also managed around public/private access to the same swimming facility, when the number of entrants was limited to an indoor pool while the outdoor pool hosted the January, 2024 Swimming NSW Country Championships. For an inland city, it’s a big ask to keep the public out of the water at the height of summer.

Swimmers in the NSW Central West Cabonne Shire may be onto something with a new way of managing public pools, one which stands to provide sustainable solutions to all the trouble of the state’s swimming centres.

According to the council, the combined cost-per-swimmer at Molong pool was reduced from $40 to $15 during a trial of unsupervised access for swimmers between 6am and 7pm. Pool attendants are rostered part of the day, but outside those times users must only attend the facility in pairs, undertake an induction and crisis training, and are subject to CCTV monitoring. The experiment was so successful that Cabonne Shire tripled the sales of annual season passes.

Residents have reported more social cohesion as a result. If this approach calms things at the watering hole, lets me swim when I prefer, and gets the council closer to breaking even, I’d buddy up with someone and dive in all year.

But it’s too late to clean up Kippen Pool. It is implicated in my new rural crime thriller Dirt Trap, (out now from MidnightSun Publishing), and the locals are probably going to hate me.

VIDEO: Michael Burge Gets Stuck Into Dirt Trap